Saturday, August 29, 2009

Too tired, still too hot. 08-29-09

Another hot day here and the wildfires are scattered around pumping smoke, ash, particulates into the air. 102.7F today on my patio in the shade. It is really summer, eh? I'm driving north tomorrow/Sunday and I am too tired tonight to do anything more to get ready to go. I went to an 40th anniversary party this evening for Carol and Dick Bednar and it was lovely. The only pictures I took are of the fabulous cake made by the sister-in-law of the "bride", but you'll have to wait for another day.
Someone sent me an explanation of the jockey shorts, they were in an e-lint that I sent out. I hesitate, but I do think it is funny, so here it is:
BEWARE OF THAT UNDERWEAR DUST!!!!!! One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife, 'Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in 'Slim Fast'. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!' His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment go unrewarded.
The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer. 'What the heck is this?' he said to himself as a little 'dust' cloud appeared when he shook them out.'April', he hollered into the bathroom, 'Why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?' She replied with a snicker. 'It's not talcum powder; it's 'Miracle Grow'
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4 comments:

Meggie said...

Anew joke for me! I must pass it along to my friends.
I wish you well on your trip. Be sure to enjoy yourself!!

June said...

I was going to tell you to drive carefully, but I'm snickering too hard to be so serious.

So between guffaws -- drive --- snort -- carefully

Rayna said...

Thanks for the laugh on this gloomy NJ morning!

Sherryl said...

What a hoot! Have a safe trip.