I was looking something up in the labels in the sidebar and came across Underwear Dust. What on earth? Why would I write something like that? It was August 29, 2009. So, here is your giggle for tonight.
BEWARE OF THAT UNDERWEAR DUST!!!! One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife. "Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in 'Slim Fast'. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!" His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a rude comment go unrewarded.
The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer. "What the heck is this?" he said to himself as a little 'dust' cloud appeared when he shook them out.
"April," he hollered into the bathroom. "Why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?"
She replied, with a snicker, "It's not talcum powder, it's Miracle Grow!"
And what led to this was I posted that I had discovered a picture of a pair of men's underwear in my picture files. What? One of my blog readers explained to me that it probably came from an ad that had automatically download to my files. She also told me how to stop this from happening, lest something even worse than undies appeared. I don't remember who it was or what the solution was, but bless her for saving me for the last nine years. And beyond.
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